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queermobile: tsundere-and-lightning: gay vampire ghost opera...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:37:03 -0400

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

godddddddd

mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:43:48 -0400

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

the-absolute-best-gifs: me on my way out of finals X

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:52:41 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

me on my way out of finals

X

best-of-funny: kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake X

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:22:40 -0400

best-of-funny:

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

X

fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:22:10 -0400

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

lizthefangirl: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:21:57 -0400

lizthefangirl:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 08:20:48 -0400

harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:11:05 -0400

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

best-of-funny: laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps: iamtonysexual: th...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:44:36 -0400

best-of-funny:

laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

For a second there it was actually a foul.

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bitchesguidetoetiquette: Flawless logic at play

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:41:13 -0400

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

LIFE HACK

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:36:32 -0400

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

abbiegoth: heatherm00ch: jordanorsomething: punkrawkanarkay: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:35:12 -0400

abbiegoth:

heatherm00ch:

jordanorsomething:

punkrawkanarkay:

Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.

dogcats

STOP

I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:34:24 -0400

chadleymacguff: I’m edgy, I’m on fire

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:32:27 -0400

chadleymacguff:

I’m edgy, I’m on fire

darteest: assistantt0theregionalmanager: pizzaforpresident: I’ve never met a smart person named...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:14:09 -0400

darteest:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

i work with a girl named ashley and she made me draw an egg on her boyfriends moms easter card because she didnt know how to draw an egg herself

best-of-funny: donetryingtobe-ok: moarghosts-n-stuff: haventbe...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:46:41 -0400

best-of-funny:

donetryingtobe-ok:

moarghosts-n-stuff:

haventbeenaballofjoy:

typicalbrony:

colinfirth:

Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me

She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.

Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.

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tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:38:13 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

fishingboatproceeds: #sass

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:37:28 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: unshaped: w...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:55:22 -0400

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

actualassholemurrlissa: xshiromorix: Just a reminder: When...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:53:02 -0400

actualassholemurrlissa:

xshiromorix:

Just a reminder:

When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wa sallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question. The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.

Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.

He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.

He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.

He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.

He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.

Muhammad was a bro okay